Director for forever
"Dear leader", "don't forget who pays your wages", and "this is not a democracy" - are but a few catchphrases we associate with our most glorious of leaders. Dave is the founder and single-handedly puts the DH into DH Systems. The original Frontier Salvage and Dismantling were written by Dave in only a week as the legend goes.
General Manager & Head of Web Development for 7 years and 1 month
"Just make it live" is the usual response to your question. When Steve is not filling your inbox up with 200,000 error emails, he is staring into the middle distance wondering how on earth the next auction site is going to work with all those pesky visitors. If in doubt, it probably needs a cron job adding.
Head of Application Development for 6 years and 8 months
Whilst we could say many things about Huanhe, one thing we can't agree on is how to pronounce his name correctly. It's quite simple really, you just have to slowly say 刘欢鹤.
Head of Special Projects for 6 years and 3 months
We are not entirely sure if Hugh exists, we sometimes talk to a man from Stranraer, who can't Zip or even WinRAR, once a week at best, is when he's actually dressed, just remember to Zip star dot star
Application Developer for 4 years
Kevin is a superhero with a terrible disguise. Each day he accidently wears the superhero t-shirt on the outside, and occasionally his pants on the outside. Today he is heroically deploying webservices somewhere in the world.... Where there is a webservice in need, Kevin is not far behind, sobbing quietly, wondering where it all went wrong.
Application Developer for 4 years and 3 months
Antonio joins us from Spain with his special brand of coding. Using only a microphone, a cup of coffee "Tio Pepe", and a pair of castanets, Antonio can code directly into binary while dancing the Macarena.
IT Network Engineer for 2 years and 8 months
Ksawery (K-Sav-er-ee) - Rapper name K-Sav, when he's not dropping the beats he likes nothing more than riding tandem with the dearest of leaders. Dave and K-Sav are currently locked in a fierce competition of who can wear the yellowest t-shirt and who owns the most bikes.
Junior Web Developer for 2 years and 3 months
Imogen is an Apprentice Web Developer who is looking forward to a role in developing leading edge, modern, rich, exciting websites. However, she first needs to learn how to do our websites. Linux, Apache, PHP and SQL are just some of the names Imogen will call her future pets.
Administration & Accounts for 1 year and 8 months
Kelly spends her time pedalling the invoice generating machine while Dave cracks the whip shouting "draco dormiens nunquam titillandus" and beating the DH drum. Powered only by the occasional swig of nail polish remover, Kelly will come chasing your overdue invoices...
Junior Web Developer for 1 year and 8 months
Hélder is not from Spain or Brazil but from a small country apparently in Europe called Portugal, they even have their own language. While eating a fried egg in one hand and listening to Fado in one ear, Hélder codes in a more common language called HTML while trying to figure out what the time is.
Apprentice IT Network Engineer for 9 months
Neneh Cherry wrote "Manchild" when Scott was delivered into the world. It is rumoured the stork broke down several times on the way, which has cursed Scott with his ongoing car troubles. Scott enjoys heavy metal, his love of which came from him pushing his car to work most days. When not grooming his ape-like hair, Scott likes to relax by getting blind drunk and signalling whales.
Senior Web Developer for 4 months
Michail joins us from a mysterious place far far away called Bulgaria, not to be confused with the people who make watches. We keep piling work and tasks onto Michail, when we ask if he's busy he shakes his head, and is this ok he then nods his head. Asked about his home town, Michail keeps harping on about his sofa, we don't get it.
Junior Web Developer for less than a month
Garry is used to working in a hot kitchen, which is useful as his new role requires him to sit next to the server exhaust port. While stirring a little code over here, adding a dash of encryption over there, Garry is busy wringing the neck of his latest project while chopping it into fine pieces for all to enjoy. Chop chop.
Junior Web Developer for less than a month
Francesco claims to be from Italy yet neither drinks coffee, eats pizza or rides a moped. Our stereotyping machine is working flat out to come up with something suitable. We hope Francesco's code meets our standards, otherwise it's thumbs down at the Colosseum. mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundant.